John Key has told the nation that a capital gains tax would be a dagger through the heart, would destroy the economy, and would send us screaming backwards. But he’s only telling part of the story. But it’s much, much worse than that. Here are some other facts John Key should have told you. Australia has…
Prime Minister John Key has told a group of asylum seekers that they are not welcome. The carload of people was intercepted after a late model BMW was detected parking up outside a National Party Epsom electorate committee meeting. Security at the border of the hall where the meeting was being held kept the asylum…
Readers, I have had some good fortune, and it has already changed my life completely. So many of you have stuck with me through thick and thin, when ruination, pain and despair were my only companions. I am of course referring to the blasphemy trials, the numerous psychiatric interventions, and the nasty incident involving the…
I’m glad the police are taking such firm action against Arie Smith-Voorkamp. It’s about time we sent a firm message that the compulsive nicking of light fittings by people with mental disorders won’t be tolerated. Haven’t our light fittings been through enough already? Let’s not feel too sorry for the guy, because he made a…
He stole the identity of a dead baby, and now he’s stolen Don Brash’s heart. Belinda McCammon at Stuff reports: ACT leader Don Brash has left the door open for a political comeback by disgraced former MP David Garrett after police cleared Mr Garrett of fraud. Dr Brash said yesterday he was “absolutely delighted for Mr…
At 9.09pm last night the lives of thousands of my fellow Aucklanders changed forever. For a few moments we felt a sense of horror as the ground shook and threatened to open up beneath us, and as our crockery rattled slightly. We all endured these hellish moments in our own way. Some of us clung…
Local government officials have objected to being called ‘Little Hitlers” by ACT leader Don Brash. Dr Brash made the comment during a speech at the Federated Farmers Annual Conference yesterday. Dr Brash claimed that officials have used the Resource Management Act to prevent legitimate activity from taking place, and are behaving like tyrants. Auckland Council…
Conservative columnist Dr. Frank Shizenhausen has something powerful to say about politicians’ use of social media When the revolution comes they’ll announce it on the internet first. The socialists have even set up a site called Red Alert, so that they’ll all know when its time for them to rise up and eat our babies.…
John Key will be reeling after the events of this past weekend. They will be a blow to his government’s re-election chances. I am not referring to the Te Tai Tokerau byelection, even if the humiliation of Key’s Maori Party ally hasn’t helped the cause. But that is just a minor blow compared to the…
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