Auckland’s Earthquake Hell: My Story
At 9.09pm last night the lives of thousands of my fellow Aucklanders changed forever. For a few moments we felt a sense of horror as the ground shook and threatened to open up beneath us, and as our crockery rattled slightly. We all endured these hellish moments in our own way. Some of us clung…
Council Officials Respond To Brash Claims
Local government officials have objected to being called ‘Little Hitlers” by ACT leader Don Brash. Dr Brash made the comment during a speech at the Federated Farmers Annual Conference yesterday. Dr Brash claimed that officials have used the Resource Management Act to prevent legitimate activity from taking place, and are behaving like tyrants. Auckland Council…
Right Thinking: The Real Minister Of Twitter
Conservative columnist Dr. Frank Shizenhausen has something powerful to say about politicians’ use of social media When the revolution comes they’ll announce it on the internet first. The socialists have even set up a site called Red Alert, so that they’ll all know when its time for them to rise up and eat our babies.…
Key’s Re-Election Plan Crisis
John Key will be reeling after the events of this past weekend. They will be a blow to his government’s re-election chances. I am not referring to the Te Tai Tokerau byelection, even if the humiliation of Key’s Maori Party ally hasn’t helped the cause. But that is just a minor blow compared to the…
Sad Sunday Lovesongs
My life is brilliant.My love is pure.I saw an angel.Of that I’m sure.She smiled at me at the meeting.She was with that Mr Key.But I won’t lose no sleep on that,‘Cause I’ve been on ‘ZB. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.You’re beautiful, it’s true.I was off my face in a crowded place,And I don’t know what to…
Right Thinking: Call That Sexism? I’ll Show You Sexism
Conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen with another blistering takedown of political correctness. I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I thought Alasdair Thompson had some good things to say about the modern workplace, but he’s been disgracefully bullied and harassed. The poor man’s even been accused of intimidating and standing over a woman…
Medical Shock As Bomber Bradbury Runs Out Of Opinions
In a shock announcement, radio and TV host and blogger Martyn “Bomber” Bradbury has announced he has run out of opinions. Bradbury is well known for expressing strong opinions on just about every topic. Bradbury regularly uses his radio and TV appearances to castigate right-wing politicians, and to push his strongly leftist views on multiple…
Review of John Key’s Speech To The Australian Parliament
What a truly astounding speech. I wish I could have been there, because to feel the atmosphere would have sent a shiver down the spine and left me mute with astonishment. But I had to watch the speech on the television, just like most other people. It would have been something else to be there,…
Minister Explains Kronic Decision
Associate Health Minister Peter Dunne AKA MC Pete Dogg Associate Health Minister Peter Dunne, AKA MC Pete Dogg, has announced a crackdown on “cannabinoid” substances, such as the synthetic cannabis product Kronic. The announcement came at the end of a gruelling tour for MC Pete Dogg and his backing group The Dead Possum Posse. Mr…
Imperator Fish 
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