Have you ever been involved one of those endless disputes on the internet that you just can’t seem to escape? It’s like one of those schoolyard fights where the first person to walk away and say they’ve had enough is labelled a coward and loser by the other, even if the reason why you want…
Weeks of rumours were finally put to rest today, as broadcaster and blogger Martyn “Bomber” Bradbury announced plans to open a chain of real estate offices throughout Auckland. The move did not come as a complete surprise to many, because for some time media commentators had been speculating on the reasons for the gradual decline…
Celebrity arsonist John Dingler was today confirmed as a Knight Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit. Sir John says it was a surprise to be given the honour. “Honestly, it never occurred to me that my efforts burning down buildings and destroying livelihoods would lead to this,” said Sir John. Sir John’s arson career started during his time at Auckland University. A…
The first post from new columnist Rt. Hon. Humphrey Horswell, QSM. I have always thought that giving women the vote is a step too far. Who could argue with the basic principle that men and woman should have equal rights? In the ideal world, of course, such a proposition would be inarguable. But the people…
The Labour Party are afraid of me, because they know I never back down from a fight unless I do. I may have the emotional maturity of a twelve year old, but when it comes to fighting dirty I won’t be beaten, especially if there’s cash involved. The Labour MP who has a woman chained to…
The Labour MP who is keeping a woman chained in his cellar thinks he’s above the law. Does he really think the public won’t find out who he is? Labour leader David Shearer knows who he is, but won’t tell. So much for a fresh leader bringing a new and open style of politics to…
The Labour MP who is keeping a woman chained in his cellar thinks his little problem is going to go away if he says nothing to anyone. That troughing leftie loser had better think again! I’m not going to stop for anyone, and I never back down from a fight. Everyone who has taken me on has…
This morning I broke what is possibly the most sensational news story in the history of civilisation. Read on to learn more about the despicable Labour MP and his dirty secret. So what’s in the basement? Or should that be who? My impeccable source has provided documentary evidence that a current Labour MP has a…
A spy tells me that a certain Labour MP has a secret. A dirty little secret he keeps chained to a wall in his basement. My source is impeccable. This is the same source who last week revealed that Trevor Mallard was a terrorist working for al-Qaeda, and who blew the whistle on the shameful treatment of…
Why does John Key appear so confident that we are not facing a future superannuation crisis? Young people are fleeing the country in such numbers that soon there will be mostly just the elderly left, with their only companions being the finance company directors to fleece them of their life savings. And who will look…
Imperator Fish 
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