Finance minister Bill English today released the National Party’s plan to grow the economy and stimulate economic growth. Opponents of National have criticised the party for failing the address the problems of sluggish economic growth, rising unemployment and a volatile dollar. But Mr English today answered his critics with a bold series of initiatives to…
The Dunedin academic community is in shock today, after respected political scientist Dr Bryce Edwards admitted he was on the payroll of a despicable cabal involving National Party ministers and corrupt public service unionists. The revelation came after Dr Edwards broke down in tears during a Q&A interview with Paul Holmes. On the show, Dr…
The coach of the Melbourne Storm has denied that his team was forced out of an NRL Grand Final place by a powerful NZ Warriors performance. The Warriors beat the highly-rated Melbourne Storm by 20 points to 12, thanks largely to a gutsy defensive effort. The victory put the Warriors into an NRL Grand Final…
Police Association President Greg O’Connor has welcomed news that the Government will seek a law change to allow police to spy on you when you are in the toilet. Police say that have been concerned for some time that when you go to the toilet you shut the door. “What are you hiding in there?”…
A prominent lobby group has slammed the Labour Party’s new Christchurch package. Labour announced its plan for the city yesterday. Under the plan Labour will buy up and sell at cost up to 1500 sections, and compensate homeowners in red zones for the value of their improvements. Labour is also promising to intervene in the insurance…
A blogger whose site is highly placed in political blog rankings has told the Herald on Sunday that he predicts he will begin to use their newspaper as lining for his pet’s litter tray, as soon as his gets around to getting a cat. Blogger Scott, whose site Imperator Fish is placed within the top…
Having watched the All Blacks demolish mighty Japan last night, I am now convinced that we will go all the way and win the 2011 Rugby World Cup. In previous World Cups what has done for us is a chop-and-change selection policy, coupled with injuries to key players. Invariably we have ended up tinkering with…
Murray McCully has used special powers to take control of the Auckland waterfront. Thanks to this intervention we can now be certain that nothing will go wrong for the rest of the Cup and that the trains will always run on time. Now that Murray’s cracked that problem, what’s next for the McCullinator? Here are…
A report released this morning into the Auckland transport chaos of Friday night has laid the blame on one man. The report was commissioned urgently, in an effort to find out who was responsible for the delays and stoppages that led to more than 2000 people failing to getting to Eden Park on time. The…
The Sensible Whaling Trust has denounced the Government’s lack of action over the apparent murder of the Emperor Penguin Happy Feet. The celebrated penguin was released back into the wild over a week ago with a transmitter glued to him. However, nothing has been heard from the transmitter for several days, and fears are growing…
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