A telling blow was struck today in the War on Terror, as terrorist mastermind Ibrahim al Qosi was sentenced to 14 years’ prison. US authorities say the sentence is a crippling blow to al Qaada’s infrastructure. Qosi was Osama bin Laden’s cook, and his arrest eight years ago led to a crisis within the terrorist…
Rich writes: I’ve noticed a singular lack of posts about big fish*. Please remedy this before I am forced to take action against you. *True, you have posted several times about whales, but that’s not good enough. We all know whales are mammals, not fish. You’re not fooling anyone. Well, Rich, it’s funny you should…
Uncompromising left-wing columnist Bob Mittsky returns after a long sabbatical. Comrades, I know it has been a while since my last column, but my role as Chairman of the Workers Solidarity Party of Aotearoa forces me to travel a great deal. The rights of our brethren in some parts of the Pacific remain under threat,…
Another post by guest columnist and hard-hitting conservative Dr. Frank Shizenhausen. This time he eviscerates our obsession with pandering to criminals It infuriates me when I read another story about the police watchdog criticising the efforts of our brave boys in blue. The Independent Police Conduct Authority has decided in its infinite wisdom that criminals and…
Gerry Brownlee has announced a new mining plan that he believes will overcome objections by environmentalists. The plan involves building a fleet of high-speed spaceships that will travel faster than the speed of light. An initial wave of scout ships will hunt for mineral-rich planets and asteroids. Once they have identified a target the main space…
Is it time to cut and run from Afghanistan? The death of Lt. Tim O’Donnell is a tragedy for the nation as well as his family. It will be no comfort to his parents that, when a nation puts its troops in harm’s way, something like this is bound to happen. But we should not…
People, I know I haven’t been posting much. But there’s a good reason. My colleagues often wonder how I can manage to hold down a demanding fulltime job, have young children and still regularly blog. Well let me tell you how I do it. The secret is to write the first piece of crap that comes…
Is Paul Holmes lining himself up to take the plum Thursday columnist slot currently occupied by the elderly Garth George? Or is piemania a natural progression for right-wing columnists who scribble for the Herald? ****** Christine Rankin has told the Herald she won’t run for Supercity mayor because: “The media harass me. They pursue me and…
Tonight’s big rugby game will be a test for the boys in black, but they have been in sizzling form and will destroy Australia tonight. The clinical destruction of South Africa by the All Blacks is a clear sign of what to expect this evening. And, my word, the boys are confident. They have been…
How soon before Carter starts likening himself to Jesus? “Christ” Carter? Carter said yesterday that Labour can win in 2011 if Winston gets back in. But Winston needs an electorate seat. Was Carter simply making room? Remember how a couple of days ago National was on the ropes for its flipflops and policy incoherence? No, me neither.…
Imperator Fish 
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