A personal message from Bob Mittsky, Chairman of the Workers Solidarity Party of Aotearoa. YOU! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! SCAB! WRECKER! SNIVELLING RUNNING DOG! YOU THINK YOUR BETRAYAL OF THE WORKERS WON’T COME AT A PRICE TO YOU? THINK AGAIN, FASCIST DOG! THE REVOLUTION IS COMING, AND WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHERE…
Let’s hear it for our wonderful Prime Minister! Bernie Ecclestone is right. If we have learned one thing from the Hobbit debacle it is that democracy is the enemy of good government. When you consider how close we were to losing the Hobbit films, the unavoidable conclusion is that John Key should have been put…
Now that the Hobbit films are here to stay, and that we have established that the ham-fisted attempts by the actors union to negotiate were a handy pretext to enable Warner Bros to extract more cash from us, let’s look at the deal struck today. I’ve now had time to look at the terms. John…
After a lengthy meeting with Warner Bros executives yesterday afternoon, Prime Minister John Key said that changes would have to be made to labour relations laws if the The Hobbit films were to be filmed in New Zealand. “Warners have said the only reason the film may not be made in New Zealand is the…
I have had a contact in the Beehive (Let’s just call him Bill) drop a bombshell today. He sent me a pile of emails from the PM’s own computer. I can’t even guess how he got hold of them, but he insists I publish them, even though it puts him at great personal risk. The…
Biblical authorities confirmed yesterday that they would consider re-examining some of the evidence in the Jesus murder case, after a plea from the father of the victim. Last week the New Zealand Herald published an interview with God, the father of Jesus. “I just want answers,” said God. “Not a day goes by when I…
While tens of thousands turned up in Christchurch today for the earthquake relief concert Band Together, another concert dedicated to Christchurch was taking place further north. Thousands gathered in the Auckland Domain this evening for the “Let’s Burn Christchurch” free concert. Concert-goers ranged from the elderly to young families. Police estimated that at least 70,000…
Uncompromising left-wing columnist Bob Mittsky busts some myths about what is really behind the Hobbit dispute And so the powers of evil and darkness gather around that notorious union-buster Sir Peter “Sauron” Jackson. It’s fitting that a filmmaker adept at bringing to the screen Tolkien’s tales should find himself engaged in a struggle with the…
No doubt you’re gearing up for the big day. I hope you have your costume ready. World Statistics Day is marked tomorrow, highlighting the importance of Statistics New Zealand’s data gathering and analysis, Statistics Minister Maurice Williamson says. I look forward to donning my celebratory robes and joining in the festivities. Tonight in celebration of…
A short message from Bill English To those among you experiencing doubts about the competence of this government in light of what appears to be a sequence of negative statistics, let me assure you that all is well. The statistics show that we are on track! This guide should help you to better interpret all…
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